Pizza Rolls 

1) A delicious snack made by Totinos, they are exactly what you would think they are, pizza in roll form.

2) The coveted and favorite snack of reviewer/ serial killer Harry S. Plinkett

E-Mail me if you want some pizza rolls.

Pizza Rolls by lonnyandcarl January 9, 2011

Pizza Rolls 

amazing little pizza motherfuckers that you can eat whenever the hell you want. even if you motherfuckingmother wont let you.

dayummmm i want me some pizza rolls.

Pizza Rolls by bobbayyy May 20, 2008

Pizza Rolls 

Pizza Rolls were invented by the roman goddess Athena in 1949. They are the art of making pizza and then rolling them into a roll. They serve many purposes such as repairing furniture, using as bracelets, and eating. Don't forget to call the pizza rolls hotline 12345, or contact them by email ([e-mail]).

"Can you repair the couch with the pizza rolls?"

Pizza Rolls by BubblegumNassau March 31, 2017

pizza rolls 

A relationship built out of convenience rather than actual affection.

A guy's roommate is dating some girl, and she keeps bringing her friend over, so he and the friend hook up. He doesn't really like her, but she's always just around, so what the hell.

Compared to, if you wake up the morning and you want to eat something really good or healthy, but you find out there's a plate of pizza rolls left in the microwave for you, you sort've give up on the effort of something you want and just eat the crap, because it's convenient and there.

Oh, they're not dating. She just always shows up. That bitch is just pizza rolls to him.

pizza rolls by Captain Temerity March 26, 2011

Pizza Rolls 

For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.

Every day I wake up to the sweet sound of pizza rolls in my ass

Pizza Rolls by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 2, 2016

Pizza rolls 

The holy food

What are ya eating?
Oh you know, the holy food, pizza rolls.

Pizza rolls by Jbuckk May 21, 2015

Pizza Rolls 

A funny girl who will always have a hilarious answer to any question you have.

Hey Pizza Rolls! Where does the bus stop in fron of your house go to?" "Oh, that? It goes to KFC" "Hahahaha classic Pizza Rolls!

Pizza Rolls by erics & teps June 18, 2011