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just being sarcastic
pronounced "JIBS."
Lorna is a sieve! JBS!
Related Words
'jokes but serious'

To use when joking about something you actually think/want/need
'Does my bum look big in this?'

'yeah it looks massive haha... jbs'
jbs by Sandzdupree May 11, 2009
an abbreviation for jayden bryce smith, the most perfect person i have ever met before in my life. he is nothing short of amazing, in fact, he’s even better. he may be a giant but his heart is really gentle. i really love jayden so much. more than he loves me. he won’t believe me cause he’s just stubborn and stupid but i don’t care. im gonna tell him that till the day i die. i really love the way he thinks and whenever he geeks about about his interests, it’s about the cutest thing ever to me. he never fails to make me smile like a dumbass. never. its everyday i have to hide one from something crazy or adorable he says. i have never loved someone like this or this much before in my entire life. not one time and not this far. he’s just so fucking perfect. not to mention how much i want him which is really badly within itself. i realllly wanna kiss him. i love him so fucking much.
haven’t you heard about JBS?

who’s JBS?

only the best person walking earth’s grass right now.
JBS by jayden’s girlfriend February 28, 2023
Case of the jbs: noun; 1. a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person. Softness. Small cock. Negative. Buzz kill. Lacks social skills, especially in large groups. adjective
1. sad and gloomy; dejected; downcast.
(Case of the jbs usually results in individual having no sexual drive or sex life what so ever leading to anger)
Tom woke up today with the case of the jbs.
Jbs by JMillz November 7, 2013
"I hate white people!"
"But, dude, ur white!"
"I no, jbs"
jbs by Scott S. January 5, 2005
jbs.n; jbs (Justin Beiber Syndrome) is a horrible, horrible disease that takes our women. This disease is even taking children.
·phone call·

Girl: ·calling·
Guy: Hey
Girl: So I was like totally thinking of Justin Beiber and had like an orgasm so, can you help me clean it up? It was a messy one.
Guy: -_-

Fuck jbs.
jbs by ¨ April 2, 2010