Milk Baby

A milk baby refers to a socially inept rich male who resorts to paying others to teach them either through online tutorial, book or video, how to attract women. The teacher is thusly "milking the baby".

An alternative for males to having a sugar momma, in this manner a male is more capable of usurping their superiority and dominance over the milk baby.

"Dude keep your milk baby in check, he's getting creepy."

The milk baby watched from afar, taking mental notes of the techniques to woo women from his teacher.

Milk Baby by Writer Wrongin July 18, 2012

milk baby

a beautiful woman who is independent and all about her money and wellbeing

wow, look at her! so luxurious.
she’s a milk baby

milk baby by fiona eggless April 18, 2020

milk baby

A person who suckled the teet of their mother for far too long and continues to constantly drink milk with every meal when they have the opportunity.

Normal person: Why are you drinking milk while eating McDonald's?
Milk baby: Dude...my mom stopped breast feeding me when I was 15, so I gotta cope somehow.

milk baby by DannyDay95 November 10, 2014

Milk Baby

A fat person that smells like rotten milk and whose hands are always wet.

That guy is freakin Milk Baby.

Milk Baby by Snake75 July 9, 2005

Milk Baby

a baby doll that leaks milk from it's crevices

oh dang it, she kicked off Milk Baby's head

Milk Baby by pallyCorn April 17, 2026

milk-baby 

Putting a baby into a roasting pan 1/4 full of milk and then putting it in the oven with the heat on. This is done when a caucasian baby is born but it is not white enough for the parents, usually the mother. When the child is done cooking the baby is now white enough, like milk. The result is usually a dead baby.

Ted: Have you seen Susan around?
Tom: Didn't you hear? That crazy bitch went to jail for putting her kids in the oven with milk. Wouldn't stop saying "milk-baby, milk-baby"
Ted: WTF?
Tom: WTF is right

milk-baby by ms415 September 19, 2006

Weetabix and milk baby 

A phrase used by Maxmoefoe in iDubbbzTV’s videos, especially referenced in ‘ Giant Panda Mating Season’ featuring maxmoefoe, Filthy Frank and Anything4views. It is used to exclamate vivid euphoria and excitement.

Example:

During the video: Giant Panda Mating Season, Max and Frank are dressed up as pandas having the time of their life and not giving a shit, they are both very ecstatic to be in such a position.

Max and Frank in unison: “WOO, WEETABIX AND MILK BABY!”

Weetabix and milk baby by illiterate illegitimate August 13, 2018