The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.

Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.

Giving Tuesday by 0neWay March 8, 2016

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giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

giving you hard shit by leaf337 April 30, 2015

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Giving Squidward the business

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

Giving Squidward the business by CB and BC March 6, 2014

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