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The Cinnabon 

The act of beating your meat into a XL Trojan condom and proceeding to freeze your sticky love juice. While then preheating the oven to 325° to bake your cinnamon roll. Once cinnamon rolls have to been baked to perfection. Defrost XL Trojan condon love juice from prior occassion in the microwave. Slit thy tip of condom. Spread upon cinnamon rolls evenly for an enjoyable tasty experience. HINT* feed but do not tell
“The Cinnabon’s we had last night had my girlfriend swimming for joy this morning.”
The Cinnabon by Sun valley January 14, 2019
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What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this 

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.

the cinnamon challenge 

a challenge that you take part in after making your facebook status " 50 likes and i'll do the cinnamon challenge." the cinnamon challenge is done like this: you take a teaspoon of cinnamon, tilt your head back, dump the cinnamon in and try to swallow it. it is extremely difficult and painful
Lindsay: 100 likes and I'll take the cinnamon challenge!
Kayla: OMG GODSPEED!
(5 minutes later)
Lindsay: (barfing in sink)
Kayla: HAHA TTHATS FUCKING NASTY!!!
the cinnamon challenge by HPfangirl February 24, 2012

the cinnamon roll

a sexual act - performed by ejaculating into your heavy set female partner's belly button and then dipping the head of your penis in it and moving it clockwise around the belly button letting the seman drizzle down, completing the cinnamon roll.
My girlfriend likes breakfast in bed so a gave her the cinnamon roll!
the cinnamon roll by hunterbowhunter February 17, 2010

The Cinnamon-sicle Challenge

A challenge performed by a male or female, depending on which way you roll, in which 1 tablespoon of cinnamon is doused on a moist penis, and the challenger attempts to give the penis a blowjob.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend lasted 20 seconds doing the Cinnamon-sicle challenge!
Guy 2: Whoa bro, my girlfriend lasted 1 minute doing the Cinnamon-sicle challenge, but i only lasted 2.
Guy 3: My boyfriend didn't even notice the cinnamon.

Guy 1 and 2 both quietly walk away.

The Cinnamon Roll

The act in which, after performing anal sex, you remove your penis from a woman's ass and rub the residual shit on her stomach in a circular motion. Then, jerk off on her stomach and spread the semen around with your penis, mixing it with the shit in a spiral shape.
I had trouble deciding whether to give that chick the cinnamon roll or the strawberry shortcake.
The Cinnamon Roll by sickoPHANT November 1, 2008

The Cinnamon roll

When everyone at your job hates one coworker, so they invite his girl over for sex. She has sex with all her mans coworkers and at the end lays in a fetal position and they all unload on her, causing a glazed top. Making her look like a cinnamon roll. Then invite the coworker over for breakfast
He was a jerk at work so we gave his wife the cinnamon roll to return the feeling.
The Cinnamon roll by County baker September 10, 2019