The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."
A very insulting insult used by highly intellectual person(s). This insult may be too powerful and could destroy someone in one single blow. This word should only be used by only people capable to endure the pain of being called a "yoglett"
Mush 1: Get in the jeep I'm going to kill that cunt who was mouthing in the peever last night.
Mush 2: Not a problem. Two minutes I'll just get me yogger.