Crocopotamus 

A crocodile shaped hippopotamus
A mix between a crocodile and a hippopotamus

You are a crocopotamus

Crocopotamus by Crocopotamus October 10, 2014

Cockopotamus 

One who is so slutty that they are filled so full of cock that they become the size of a hippopotamus. Can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sluttiest of people.

Ashley is such a slut, she slept with the whole damn school, what a cockopotamus.

Cockopotamus by Stonedasfuck159 December 5, 2009

chicopotamus 

a chunky girl who is pretty.

his sister is a chicopotamus.

chicopotamus by chaos333 July 27, 2014

Cocoapotamus 

A dolphin named Cocoa that was breed with a hippopotamus creating a cocoapotamus

My cocoapotamus loves to rome free and eat whores

Cocoapotamus by Lindsay1234 May 17, 2008

cockopotamus 

A cockopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. The experiment created a new species called the "cockopotamus" which is a mix breed between a penis and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human penis, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.

That slut, Jake L*bella just got fucked by a cockopotamus!

cockopotamus by BigBlackPenisGuy October 5, 2011

crapopotamus 

Someone wading in a swimming pool, unconsciously shits themselves in the same manner as a hippopotamus does in the wild.

After seeing the emerging brown cloud in the water slowly expanding from behind his swim trunks, I concluded that old man was a real crapopotamus.

crapopotamus by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 11, 2021