Mounted 

1. Often used in the recalling of sexual conquests.

2. The first step in the physical act of fornication.

Shortly after parking at lookout point, the amorous young man
mounted his date and began to ravish her.

Mounted by Pickled Dill September 16, 2010

Mounted 

1. Competely and utterly trashed beyond any comparison to existing knowledge

Nigga 1- "Mayne you don't look straight."

Nigga 2- " fo sho, I'm mounted."

Mounted by Anonymous February 8, 2003

mounted 

adj: a woman with a slim upper body and thick lower body.

that girl's hella mounted!

mounted by ssiikak August 27, 2005

mounted 

We drank, kissed, talked for 20 minutes. I kissed her again, then nuzzled her neck, brushing against her breasts. She complained ofbeing warm andpulled off her sweater. I undressed and asked her if she would join me in bed. She quickly stripped, lay down beside me, and pressed her tits and belly against me. Then she rolled onto her back, raised her knees off the bed, and I was finally able to mount her, ramming my cock deep into her vagina on the 4th thrust.

mounted same.

mounted by mmmmmmmno November 2, 2021

mounted 

if you are mounted on something or someone you constantly talk about it/them, you are not in love with it just really obsessed for a short period of time

friend 1: oh my god she is so cool and hot, I wish I could be like her. she is also really smart.

friend 2: you are mounted.

mounted by chamillionare13 May 15, 2009

mounted up 

To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.

I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.

mounted up by ken/eutechnyx April 26, 2008

mounted shooting 

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed

Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.

mounted shooting by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025