The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an AustralianCelebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!
Verb- being forced into paying considerably more than the expected price of item(s). Generally starting with a $100 per instance, but can be much higher.
Long term effects of wellering: bankruptcy, divorce, feeling if inadequacy, and depression.
He told me theses parts would cost 150$, and now wellering me into paying 225
to get comfortable with ones partner, to throw each other about the bed, couch, or other surface, to cuddle in a sexually suggestive manner, to use your partner as a pillow
(Adj) The act of waking up late in the day only to drink Mountain Dew, eat any food available, then use the internet until early the next day with as little social interaction as possible.
Adverb. The process of Being loud, telling storie, cussing like a sailer and ramdomly showing up at 7am. It usualy involves becomeing highly intoxicated while reminiscing over memories.