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The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.
That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.
Shummed by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008
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The act of a woman lying to the husband or boyfriend into believing that they are pregnant with the man's child but are actually with someone else's
Shummed by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025
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When you're slightly tipsy/buzzed, and you simply refuse to do anything involving physical movement because you just can't be bothered.
Slummed by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009
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Shimmed by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013
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Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!
Shimmed by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011
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Shammed by steph_sprockett September 3, 2005