ain't got shit 

Cannot beat the competition. At times used as a taunt towards an opponent.

D-Jay: Yo, Lil' Blood. Yo toy guns ain't got shit on mah rapid-fire blaster!
Lil' Blood: We'll see about that.

ain't got shit by MazingerZMkII May 19, 2014

sb. ain't got shit on me 

used to express that you are greater and better than somebody else.

or

used to say that somebody has no chance against you

King Kong ain't got shit on me!!!

sb. ain't got shit on me by C-Webb August 9, 2004

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me! 

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level

1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me! by anonymous April 15, 2006

Bitches ain't got shit

Females that I dislike are not in possession of items or qualities that I find useful or important.

-"Hey, those girls is creepin' up on yo man!"

-"Girl please, bitches ain't got shit!"

Bitches ain't got shit by ananane November 21, 2010

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me 

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me by Cobo December 1, 2007

aint got shit to do with this!

when you are uninvolved in something and have nothing at all to do with any fuckin thing or any of the shit that's poppin off at all!

they offendin you?...i "aint got shit to do with this!"

aint got shit to do with this! by uninvolved ass nigga August 19, 2011

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! 

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010