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A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.

The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.

French Press by Lance Throbson April 16, 2007

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A press-up (Am. push-up) done on one's knees.

Joe couldn't do 25 full press-ups so after 21 he dropped to his knees and did 4 more French presses

French press by Tazza June 9, 2020

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A sexual move where one person starts to take a crap and a second person immediately shoves his dick or a dildo in the first person's ass to press the shit back in.

At the party she felt a turd poking out, so she asked me to follow her into the bathroom and give her a French press. Unfortunately she skooked in her panties later.

French press by Doctor Shakalu June 24, 2008

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The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.

Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.

French Press by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019

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To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.

That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!

French Press by scala5k March 13, 2005

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Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!

French Press by captain Swagger October 13, 2011

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A masturbation technique where the "whacking" hand is turned backwards (thumb towards the balls, pinkie towards the head). While rubbing one out, you can also get a rigorous tricep workout.

I was doing the "french press" while watching this porno last night and my right tricep is looking ripped today.

french press by TeddySD March 18, 2007