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Bastard's Advocate 

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.
You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!

Whore's Bastard 

When you are so angry with someone and you want them to go away.

Go to fuck you whore's bastard!
Whore's Bastard by Real Lady October 16, 2008

Schrodinger's insufferable bastard 

When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.
This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.

Bastards incorporated movie studio 

Bastards Incorporated is a term which originated from the 80's comedy "The Comedy Company"'. It describes a conman company that sells products which are defective and useless.

It is now used as an all encompasing word for movies that typify white trash values, violence, mindless storylines and crass uneducated humor. These movies are made under the comedy and horror genres but are generally a thinly disguised veil of ultimate warfare of corrupt mob enterprises and psychotic writers against targets they deem worthy of life ruining.

The characters are purposely depicted in the most ficticious and humiliating scenarious in order to basically ruin their targets lives as well as their sanity and maximise profits, and cover up their own sordid lives of others.

"this is not art or cinema it is terrorism".
Exampled of Bastards Incorporated movie studio include:
Scary Movie franchaise
Disaster movie, Epic Movie etc.
American Pie Series
Twilight Franchaise
Movies that depict prostitutes, strippers etc.
Serial killer horror movie franchaises.
Movies that are so violent, warped and unrealistic you have nightmares for months.

a shower of bastards 

The collective name for a group of bastards

Shower Of Bastards 

Irishism, a group of not-altogether nice people.
"look at that Shower of Bastards over there, they're not even drinking Guinness"
Shower Of Bastards by ajp069 January 4, 2006