wankie 

A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.

Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!

I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!

wankie by DDDVesuvius July 7, 2011

wankie 

a rotten hamburger

ew this wankie tastes bad

wankie by A rottem hamburger June 23, 2015

wankie 

a penis. Used by people like me.

He pulled out his wankie.

wankie by Bunnyfoofoo November 8, 2006

wankie 

the name given to my bottom and vagina as a young child... can be used to describe the presence of the ass, vagina, and penis...UNIVERSAL*adding doodler to the end gives more of a manly feel*

Oh cropshakes!he fucked me in the wankie!
Stick your wankie in my wankie!
Let's rub wankies!

wankie by ashley2sexc July 5, 2005

Wankie 

The act of standing naked in front of a mirrow while wanking and taking a 'selfie' on your phone

Friend 1: Dude, did you get that epic Wankie i sent you?
Friend 2: Yuck, that shit cray

Wankie by Zigmatic May 7, 2014

wankie 

My way of saying to wank with some one.

guy1-I'm gunna have a wankie with my gal 2night
guy2- ur lucky u even have a grl...I GT DUMPED WAAAAH
guy1-it's ok,i know a few girls who will have a wankie with anyone!

wankie by OmFg iT's tEjU! June 25, 2008

Wankie 

A walkie is a wearable blanket. Other names for this object would be; robe, snuggle, slanket(for sleeved blanket), if you prefer Japanese terms, try kanguru.

The term Wankie should NEVER be used

"What did your mom just call your Snuggy?"

"She said Wankie...its for wearable blan...you know what just forget you heard that word."

Wankie by Garnesh Stoneheart January 22, 2021