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Instabeef 

The act of instantaneously beefing someone after some nigga makes genuine conversation. Usually involves a human of the female gender.
Guy 1: Mad wheels dude!
Girl: BULLSHIT. GO FUCK YOURSELF! THIS MAN IS TALKING TO ME PURELY PROFESSIONALLY

Guy 2: Ma nigga! Looks like a serious case of some instabeef here!
Guy 1: I know man, I'm out!
Instabeef by nig4eva January 20, 2013

instabeat 

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
instabeat by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009

instabeat 

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
instabeat by killacole/bribarian February 18, 2009

instabear 

When a guy on Instagram is big (preferably with hair) and large muscles
After non stop posting of his shirtless pics, Jerry became an instabear
instabear by Nickels freeman August 27, 2019

instabeat 

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
instabeat by cole p February 5, 2009

instabae 

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae
instabae by XxbaexX April 2, 2015