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foghorn by Rhet Ribution May 4, 2009
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A: What's that weird sound they play when something gross is on screen?
B: It's just the regular old Foghorn!
B: It's just the regular old Foghorn!
Foghorn by HoezayHoney July 24, 2023
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1.When a man blindfolds a chick, tucks his wang behind his legs and backs up into a BJ. After insertion he proceeds to rip ass on her nose.
2. A 3 step process.
(Step 1) The Preparation.
- the man blindfolds the female. This completing the "FOG".
(Step 2) The Entry. (also called "the Forklift")
- the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**
(Step 3) The Prestige.
- After the penis enters the mouth the man's asscrack should line up perfectly with her nose, and proceed to rip a clean one. Thus completeing the "HORN".
One must master the art of the forklift before he even attempts the art of the Foghorn.
See Forklift
2. A 3 step process.
(Step 1) The Preparation.
- the man blindfolds the female. This completing the "FOG".
(Step 2) The Entry. (also called "the Forklift")
- the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**
(Step 3) The Prestige.
- After the penis enters the mouth the man's asscrack should line up perfectly with her nose, and proceed to rip a clean one. Thus completeing the "HORN".
One must master the art of the forklift before he even attempts the art of the Foghorn.
See Forklift
I once gave a homeless chick a foghorn to wake her up for the bus.
I missed the forklift and screwed that foghorn up.
Nailed the forklift, sounded the foghorn, and damn it was good.
I missed the forklift and screwed that foghorn up.
Nailed the forklift, sounded the foghorn, and damn it was good.
foghorn by Bananacognac May 5, 2007
Foghorn
Multiple girations of the hips targeting directly at the head of a unsuspecting hippy and or victim.
I attempted a overdose....It didn`t work i just got realllly f u c k e d up. I did end up foghorning a hippy to death though
Foghorn by Devin Delaney December 28, 2006
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When you try to preform an airhorn and you strain too hard you blow some gooey chucks of shit into the girls face. Bonus points for poo in the bare eye.
Alex just had one of those discontinued Ice Coffee's from Wawa and he just plain Foghorned Liz right up the nose. It was like those chocolate fountains at Senior Prom when she sneezed.
Foghorn by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009
Foghorn farts
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