crocs 

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.

person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.

crocs by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006

crocs 

The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.

Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!

crocs by darktea October 24, 2012

crocs 

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.

crocs by zarquon January 11, 2007

Crocs 

The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.

1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.

2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.

Crocs by Noltons7 August 20, 2009

crocs 

When the girl in class who thinks she has a boy wears crocs to school, she'll sit where the boy can see her feet, then slip out of her crocs so she's only in socks for a while. at least, until the bell rings.

boy: hey you know I don't actually care about either your crocs or your feet right???
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*

crocs by I KAN SPEL March 31, 2022

Crocs 

Made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans , basically they're condoms

Hey sexy wanna come to my place. No you have crocs

Crocs by TheNorris27 January 22, 2019

Crocs 

The most BADASS fucking thing in humanity.

"Gotta put these crocs in 4 wheel drive"

Crocs by TheKidMegatron July 10, 2021