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To be either so high or drunk that you become something of another high,you become whomped. This is the holy grail of highs but will have you acting like a fuck head. You space out, you aren't the same person and you eat ALL the Doritos and start to have an urge to listen to Yung Lean's Hurt. You might aswell sit down because being whomped lasts for a while
You look fucking whomped, must've been some good shit
whomped by SimonDowns March 19, 2014
Any victory, by a minimum of 3 point, in fantasy football.
He whomped his ass in fantasy football last week.
Whomped by Victorious Secret December 1, 2018
Damn dude, I’m fucking whomped, I’m gonna go catch some z’s. I’ll catch you later!
Whomped by Sloth Juice December 27, 2020
When three or more guys that are close friends get (make out) with the same girl.
"Yeah, shes whomped."

"Is'nt she whomped?"

"We need to whomp her"
Whomped by Greggolden456 September 11, 2006
When a guy is effected by a girl ( in a positive or negative way) that has got them writing poem,crying, and speaking in french and other shit.
This can also go for a guy effecting a girl, a girl effecting a girl,or a guy effecting a guy.
this can be a result of breaking up,being in love,cheating,thinking about someone all the time or hoping for love.
worse when showing your whompedness on facebook..i.e. posting up love poems, or having sad or french statuses.
you writing a peom about her, man you whomped
you have been crying since she dumped you a week ago, you are whomped.
Whomped by ohfosho February 5, 2008
The most deadliest weapon known to man.
I just whomped this room
Whomped by raze breeev April 20, 2019