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THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND
SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH less.
It's a toothbrush, you hory kid
toothbrush by FadieZ December 17, 2004
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Toothbrush 

What you use to clean your teeth.
Something tramps don’t use.
Harry:Have you got a spare toothbrush for me

Jill:Ye
Harry:Thankssss
Toothbrush by Tommyboyyy June 25, 2019

toothbrush 

a stick (usually plastic) with bristles that you use to clean your teeth with.
"Stop cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush!", said Mr. Bean.
toothbrush by mAndy November 21, 2003

Toothbrush 

A person one may have sexual relations with over a short period of time, before disposing of them after 2-3 months, in the same way as one may dispose of a manual toothbrush.
"He's just a toothbrush, I'll find another one."

"I need a new toothbrush."
Toothbrush by RG1993 August 18, 2015

toothbrush 

Some like it hard some like it soft some like it up and down over side to side but either way it ends up going in and out
we tried the new toothbrush last night
toothbrush by Tibbs December 6, 2004

Toothbrush 

Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.
Toothbrush: semen sweeper

toothbrush 

invented in Hillman, Michigan.... if it were anywhere else it would be the teethbrush
hey i lost all my teeth except for one... can i use your toothbrush
toothbrush by JmfT19 October 7, 2009