Comfy’s

I just got home from work, I cannot wait to put my comfy’s on.

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Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.

Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.

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A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)

Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!

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The largest and most comfortable foam bag chair known to man...AKA the 8 FOOTER.

Even Chuck Norris is amazed at the size of the 8 foot Comfy Sack, and nothing amazes him.

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When you get into bed, and it is so outrageously comfortable that you cant help but do a little celebration wiggle.

The new mattress and blanket combination will make you do the comfy shimmy.

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Word used to describe the type of shorts ou are wearing(free ballin)

Hey baby, im wearing my comfy shorts for easy access

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When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.

Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"

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