fucked sideways 

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

fucked sideways by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009

fucked sideways 

(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.

I just saw your mom getting fucked sideways.

fucked sideways by Kenny D. December 5, 2004

Fucked sideways 

When someone in the middle is being fucked by two others from the sides, both orally and analy/vaginaly.

The sexy redhead was being fucked sideways by a big dick in her mouth and a lesbian with a dildo up here vagina.

Fucked sideways by The.Kev February 6, 2014

Fucked China sideways 

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

Fucked China sideways by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Fucked China sideways 

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

Fucked China sideways by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Sideways mother fucker 

Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way

"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"

Sideways mother fucker by Coloradonik April 20, 2024