Lord of Shit 

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.

Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)

Lord of Shit by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

piss lord of shit mountain 

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.

piss lord piss lord of shit mountain

piss lord of shit mountain by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 6, 2014

A Lord Of Shit 

Another slang term for a load of shit

I dont believe him, his a lord of shit!

A Lord Of Shit by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

lord of the rings shit 

epic shit after some lsd!

" fuck, what's that that? "
" - oh, Gle had a lord of the rings shit! "

lord of the rings shit by daniel whois October 21, 2009

Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

Lord Of The Shits by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025