Sarah Paulson 

God. A lesbian ICON, a queer ICON. The most gorgeous and talented woman ever. The god of the religion paulsizium; her worshippers are called paulsonists.

I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I live Sarah Paulson

Sarah Paulson by M8! December 21, 2020

sarah paulson 

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian actress who is a mother fucking goddess. She is absolutely freaking gorgeous and very sassy. She is life. She is also Billie Dean Howard in American Horror Story season 1, Lana Winters in season 2 & Cordelia Foxx in season 3.

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sarah paulson

sarah paulson by A girl in love with Sarah January 15, 2014

sarah paulson 

gay and talented.
and we love to see it

have u heard of someone gay and talented?
oh u mean sarah paulson

sarah paulson by cordeliagoode April 17, 2021

sarah paulson 

the hottest prettiest funniest most talented actress ever. A GODDESS. the best woman alive

yk that girl who plays on 9 seasons of ahs? yeah sarah paulson aka the hottest woman alive

sarah paulson by olivianavarro September 14, 2021

sarah paulson 

my wife and mother.

sarah paulson is simultaneously my wife and mom.

sarah paulson by yetmilay August 17, 2021

Sarah Paulson 

Sarah Paulson is the creator of the cult known as Paulsonism. A really high level cult only known for people who have good and exquisite taste. Sarah Paulson is the hottest cutest goddess in the whole universe. She is friends with other goddesses like Cate Blanchett and Lily Rabe. She is also the number 1 story influencer for shelter dogs.

Me : Sarah Paulson could run me over and i would say thank you
Someone with no taste: i think you might be obsessed

Me : stfu you dont deserve to talk

Sarah Paulson by Martheperson December 20, 2022

Sarah Paulson Syndrome

Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.

Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"

Sarah Paulson Syndrome by Izaroo January 13, 2021