nevell 

To solve all your problems by either staring into space, talking to yourself until the questioner goes away, making water dripping sounds, or a combination of all of them. It never works and you only cause more trouble and everyone assumes you are retarded, but it keeps you from having to deal with day to day problems.

Ernie: Hey Dana, i need this report by...

Dana: *poink* dah, dum dah....

Ernie: Don't be a nevell, man! I need this!

Dana: How many marshmallows are on the ceiling? Dah dah dah...

Ernie: Fuck it. I'll get someone else to do it, you nevelling son of a bitch..

nevell by The Wilson Effect August 23, 2008

Neverland Ranch 

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005 in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA. Its 3000 acres contain sacred Native American sites, and once had whimsical signs, statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away.

For years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. The media circus was like a lynch mob after ratings, not Truth. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, Jackson abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost his own childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, see Larry Nimmer’s The Untold Story of Neverland, or Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, as well as the short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.

I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!

Neverland Ranch by MarkBentley March 15, 2012

Neverland Ranch 

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005 in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA. Its 3000 acres contain sacred Native American sites, and once had whimsical signs, statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away.

For years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. The media circus was like a lynch mob after ratings, not Truth. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, Jackson abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost his own childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, see Larry Nimmer’s The Untold Story of Neverland; Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See; short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.

I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!

Neverland Ranch by MarkBentley March 29, 2012

The Promised Neverland 

A very tense, twisty horror anime about little kids in a death orphanage farm. The best horror anime beisdes Attack on Titan. The 11 year old main characters have a higher I.Q than most adults.

The Promised Neverland is f*cking terrifying.

The Promised Neverland by kaidea October 10, 2019

The Neville Effect

The phenomenon whereby an awkward, unattractive, often pudgy-looking child grows up to be unbelievably hot.

The first observed case of The Neville Effect, and therefore the boy after whom the effect is named, Neville Longbottom (from the extraordinary Harry Potter series) is the typical example of this phenomenon. He looks a bit awkward and chubby when he is younger, but in a miraculous series of events, grows up to become a badass sex god. Other notable cases include Josh from Drake and Josh.

The Neville Effect by lily247 December 13, 2012

Neverland Ranch 

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005. 3000 acres in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA, it contains sacred Native American sites, and it once had whimsical signs and statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged, inner-city, and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away on business.

For many years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, he abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost a childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, refer to Larry Nimmer’s documentary The Untold Story of Neverland, or Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, as well as the short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.

I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!

Neverland Ranch by MarkBentley March 26, 2012

Neville Longbottomed 

When a non-attractive person goes through puberty and becomes very attractive as a result.

First seen on Tumblr and Imgur, this term refers to Matthew Lewis's battle and victory over puberty.

"Have you seen Lisa since grade school?"
"No I have not, she really Neville Longbottomed. Damn."

"I was staying at my friend's house when her brother who I haven't seen in years walks in to say hello. I was in shock, as he Neville Longbottomed."

Neville Longbottomed by Jamie McCrimmon August 25, 2013