Hexed 

1.To be in a state that is different from your usual self, weather it be drunk, stoned, high.

2.Describes a state of confusion or loss of any sort of common sense.

Guy1: i can barely walk, i drank way to much

Guy2. your fuckin hexed bro

Hexed by yoyomagee January 5, 2014

hexed 

to put a spell on someone like witchcraft resulting in negative things

She was pissed so she hexed her

hexed by SwErVeEeEeE October 26, 2020

hexed 

Hexed means confused

That bitches actions got me hexed

hexed by Jay2k6 June 11, 2006

Hexed 

Refering to a male,female or undetermined person that is to ugly to look at. So bad there face/body had to be Hexed

guy 1:Damn she loves like she got hit with a shovel.
guy 2: yeah shes hexed.

Hexed by 8-ball ale.x June 11, 2006

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis 

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

Exlax Hexed Faggot 

A faggot on laxatives while being double dicked down. A couple dicks so strong that shit goes everywhere and makes the double dick dirty brown.

(Exlax Hexed Faggot) Dick so deep that shit went everywhere

Exlax Hexed Faggot by Double Dicked Down September 26, 2022

haxed 

Haxed is actually defined as meaning a person who is a bit of a dud. Someone who thinks he is funny but his humor constantly falls flat!

Your joke made no sense at all! You're haxed!

haxed by Jaymac1977 June 1, 2011