Man United

A team followed mostly people out side of England who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team.
Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!

Manchester United supporter; Man United 4 live.
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.

Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.

Man United by Hrvati Vojnik March 8, 2007

man united

A typical shit team. Often nick named man united but there original name is Manure defined in German to man ushited which Can be understood as man, you shited. This shit football club based in the north west of Zimbabwe is one of the most boring teams in world football. There fans are all from Africa and the club is hated by everyone. All of their fans are called gloryhunters.

"Dad, why is that ref wearing a manure shirt? As he is a referee shouldn't he be neutral?"
"No son! Manure/man ushited are controlled by an alcoholic cokehead man Who is 70+ year old."His name? Son shouts "Baconface" the brainy owl explains. Man united = shit cokehead junky bastards. + Ferdinand smokes crack

man united by fleetoppppppp December 18, 2013

Man United

Abbreviation of Manchester United

Man United is simply the best!

Man United by Layla May 13, 2005

Man United

finished

Girl: Baby, why did you call me?
Boy: Our relationship is Man United

Man United by trumpisclearofbiden April 3, 2022

Man united

The worlds shittest team ever. Glory glory man United glory glory man United. They are not in champions league anymore losers

Hey! What do u think of shit? Man united

Man united by anonymous December 8, 2020

Man United supporter

Member of the Establishment or urban elite with an affected interest in Association Football in order to enhance their credentials as a member of the working class made good. Their declarations of loyalty to a professional football club, based adjacent to the Manchester Ship Canal but started by a group of Yorkshire railway workers, increase in intensity in direct proportion to their distance from Salford Quays. For example, many of their most fervent supporters used to be found in London but recent marketing efforts suggest that Manchester United PLC considers its consumer heartland to be in the Far East.

The most popular item on the menu at Old Trafford is believed to be the prawn sandwich.

Manchester United is simultaneously the best-supported football team in the world (due largely to its overseas fan base) and the most despised ( due largely to its arrogant assumption that it is the best supported football team in the world).

Generally held up as a shining example of all that is good about English football, this American-owned club is managed by a Scot and employs players from South America, Portugal and other far flung parts.

Genuine Man United supporters inhabit Salford and North West Manchester; for these individuals it is the most convenient football club so might be considered local.

"Which team do you support?"

"I'm a Man United supporter"

"I didn't know you hailed from the fair (though somewhat rainy) city of Manchester"

"Where's Manchester?"

Man United supporter by Robo283 May 1, 2008

Mini Man United 

A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.

The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.

Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.

“Leeds cant sic beat mini man united 😅 “ — @najminazari984, 30/08/2023 (YouTube comment)

Mini Man United by LesGrossman@UrbanDictionary August 30, 2023