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German Squeegee
The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.
You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!
German Squeegee by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011
Vanderwallen Squeegee
The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.
Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.
Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.
Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.
Vanderwallen Squeegee by Bob Madden August 21, 2007
Squere
Derogatory term:
The kid who leans on the wall at the corner of a store and/or gas station. They are "technically" not loitering since they're still sipping on the slurpie they bought 3 hours ago.
The kid who leans on the wall at the corner of a store and/or gas station. They are "technically" not loitering since they're still sipping on the slurpie they bought 3 hours ago.
Person 1: Wow, look at that creeper hanging in the corner doing nothing.
Person 2: Yeah, what a squere.
Person 2: Yeah, what a squere.
Squere by Brenandian May 30, 2014