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coon stomp

1. A phrase used to describe a disappointment or letdown of any kind. 2. the stupid or immature actions of a group of people. 3. not necessarily connected to the racial slur coon.
Guy #1- My whole week has turned into a coon stomp, it seems like nothing has gone right.

Guy #2- That's nothing, yesterday I actually witnessed a bunch of assholes gathered around a raccoon stomping it to death.

Guy #3- Now that's a coon stomp!
coon stomp by Upoopin? November 29, 2013

Alabama Coon Stomp 

When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.
“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”

Coon Stompers 

Term used by some White Power folk to describe their steel toed footwear, "coon" being a racial slur against blacks. Can refer to any steel toed boot or shoe, however the most common style seen, for instance, on a skinhead, are combat boots or Doc Martens.

Steel toed Cowboy boots can alternatively be called "Injun Stompers" for obvious reasons.
I kicked that spade's teeth in with my Coon stompers.

coinstomp 

To defecate into the anus of another person then tenderly stomp the feces down into their anal cavity
This creates a coinshaped crap compacted into the companion.
Please see wafflestomp for the origin of this practice.
For maximum impact, the turd should be a solid.
Diarrheal coinstomping is a whole different practice.

The percentage of people interested in the coinstomp fetish has greatly increased during the past 2-9 years
While Tofundi was dreaming about unicorns and the delicious taste of the rainbow, I tenderly coinstomped my fermented shit into his ass.
coinstomp by Koinage December 8, 2010

cornstomper 

A Mexican.

It's the nickname given to the people whom are known for using flattened corn to make their famous ethnic food.
I wish those cornstompers would keep their shitty drinking music in their house instead of blasting it through the neighborhood from their back yard.