Let’s speak French 

When you say Let’s Speak French you actually mean I love you and let’s fuck.

Your my best friend Let’s Speak French

Let’s speak French by Gabe is a babe November 5, 2019

Whore's speak 

What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)

Person one: What's this nonsense coming out of her mouth?
Person two: That's whore's speak.

Whore's speak by markomighty October 13, 2022

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

I Don't Speak School Shooter 

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

I Don't Speak School Shooter by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019

britney spear's career 

nonexistent

what is britney spear's career?

britney spear's career by Thorn11 October 12, 2018

speak spanish 

To understand something to the fullest extent. Derived from "you don't even understand", and "we don't do that at camp ojai". Ultimately the coolest term in the world.

You don't even speak spanish.

speak spanish by Gangstarjman October 1, 2006

dante's peak syndrome 

The refusal to believe that something has happened or is about to happen

My boss couldn't believe the truck was really that late when I told him. He has Dante's peak syndrome

dante's peak syndrome by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017