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A boner you get from great tone.
Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.
Toner by troy>i September 14, 2011
A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware
Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
toner by Johnny Lakewood August 28, 2005
a nipple that is erect, poking through the shirt
She must be cold because she has quite some toners there.
toner by hebrew_hammer September 22, 2006
to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.
You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.
toner by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006
A toner is a technical boner - when someone get's way too excited about a technical / geeky subject / item
Ted got a toner when he read about the upcoming technical summit
Toner by TheTotty March 18, 2015
the toner is an alcoholic beverage made from spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and orange crush - it is not for the feint of heart or those with taste buds
Bartender - Toners all around!
Toner by scratchnboots July 12, 2009