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the 4/10 rule of homosexuality 

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

Rule of 100 

The total measurement of Bust + Waist + Hips
34D-24-34 = Rule of 100
Add the bust plus the waist and the hips to equal 100 (ideal)
Rule of 100 by schmoo248 March 29, 2010

Rule 101 of the Internet 

101. There will always be fappers in chat rooms. No exceptions.
Come on, we all know it's true. Do we really need an example?Rule 101 of the Internet has been proven too many times.

Rule 100 of the internet 

Gay will not be tolerated.
Bruce Jenner: Look I'm a girl because feelings > facts
Our Lord and Savior Ben Shapiro: Rule 100 of the internet libtard
Rule 100 of the internet by Honkler November 30, 2018

Rule 101 of the internet 

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions
Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,