a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.

yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
hat.
yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.

Dirty goose by Tommy sends July 29, 2020

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Dirty Kev

An act where a man, that has at least an 8 inch penis, and a larger woman, over a size 18, perform a 69, with the woman on top. The man shoves his nose and tongue inside the woman's pink hole and then all over the woman's clit while 1 hand plays with the woman's g-spot and the other hand plays with the woman's big belly until the woman squirts all over the man's face. The woman sucks, licks and bites the man's penis until the man would cum inside the woman's mouth and then she would dribble it all over her boobs and they would lick it all off together while the man is still covered by the woman's squirt.

Man, "What do you want to do tonight love?"

Woman, "I want to feel very satisfied."

Man, "A Dirty Kev it is then."

Dirty Kev by Scotch Jock November 28, 2021

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The Smith Zhou Diet

A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.

I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.

The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020

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Diet-inspired diabetes

When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"

This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)

Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.

One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.

Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!

Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016

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