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Cococunt 

It's technically used for those people who are behaving like a fucker,jerk, spoiler, stupid or idiot.
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya

Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'
Don't be a cococunt dude! Grow up
What a cococunt!
She is such a cococunt! She just turned down a date that was on.

Come on dude! Not all South Indians are cococunts.
Cococunt by gurubhai March 29, 2020
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cococunt 

Noun. Vulgar slang.
A cococunt is the descriptive term for a female's genitalia after an act of self abuse or masturbation including a well-known brand of coconut-filled chocolate bar.
For best results, use a lightly chilled Bounty bar.
Wash immediately afterwards as cooled chocolate will harden and can draw hair out from your pubic hairea like a motherfucker.
n.b. the scrumptious coconut filling hurts like buggery if you get a bit down your japs eye.
My girlfriend gave me my first taste of a cococunt after she masturbated through a family pack of bounty bars. I had to eat my way through half a kilo of chocolate to get to the cunnie.
cococunt by Major Brownwings October 28, 2013

cococunt 

It's technically used for those people who are behaving like a fucker,jerk, spoiler, stupid or idiot.
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya

Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'
Dude, don't behave like a cococunt. Grow up!
She is a such a cococunt dude. She just turned down tonight's date.
cococunt by gurubhai March 29, 2020

Coconunt 

This word is meant to describe both female and male drivers, or individuals in general who display behaviors that would suggest they have a large coconut crammed up their vagina or mangina. Similar to douchebag and bitch. Derived from cunt and can be used in stay of, if one wishes to be less obscene.
(To woman going slow down the street using a blinker, but no intentions of turning or moving over.) "Get out of my way already you Coconunt!"
Coconunt by Bueckstabue March 16, 2012
A dick that acts like a pussy. A man who is repeatedly complains and acts as if he is too dainty for an easy job.
Ben is such a lazy cockcunt!
cockcunt by Mistress420 August 18, 2009
"Hello my good cockcunt, are you out on the rape tonight?"

"He's a real cunting cockcunt"

"I was so pleased to see the old cockcunt, I could have cried"
cockcunt by Garry Glitter July 24, 2008

Cockcuntrophy 

A situation that prevents a person from sexual intercourse (of any type) with another person.

by Fred and Andrew, July 2022 - Simpson Desert
Wanting to bang your best mates wife, that my friends is a cockcuntrophy! - specially when she wants it too…
Cockcuntrophy by fwhiteb July 16, 2022