memarrhoid 

A memory you can't get rid of.

"That whole night is just a painful, itchy memarrhoid."

memarrhoid by CogburnAmKon October 15, 2013

memorrhoid 

An overwhelmed sensation brought on by physically straining one's intellect or memory.

While trying to remember his busy schedule, Barry incurred a memorrhoid.

memorrhoid by acehole1 October 16, 2009

Memoirrhoids 

an account of something noteworthy, a narrative pulled from your ass

Memoirrhoids: A lossely based tale of the life and times of the Enablalyst.

Memoirrhoids by Enablalyst February 2, 2009

Memmorhoid

The memory of a certain person or event that was a real pain in the @$$!

I once had a boyfriend that conveniently forgot his wallet every time we went out. What a memmorhoid!

Memmorhoid by CunnieBadger September 30, 2025