billy crystal 

A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.

It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.

billy crystal by Tourists... April 7, 2005

Billy Crystal 

adj: Describes someone who struts around town like he owns the place; Someone who thinks they're the cock-of-the-walk.

"Get a load of this Billy Crystal that just walked into the room...he'll probably ignore us all."

Billy Crystal by Joofish March 2, 2008

Billy Crystal 

Slang for methamphetamine.

Yo, anybody know where I can find Billy Crystal?

Billy Crystal by bamerdope January 18, 2014

Billy Crystal Jew 

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.

Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.

Billy Crystal Jew by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013

Billy Crystal Day 

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

Billy Crystal Day by richard gear April 27, 2009

Billy Crystal Pants 

Black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.

Guys usually wear them when they don't give a fuck.

Child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.

God, I wish Brian would stop wearing those Billy Crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.

Billy Crystal Pants by a_dev April 7, 2009

Billy Crystal's Bane 

The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.

I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.

Billy Crystal's Bane by montypark March 31, 2009