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(v) when one man anally fists another. This is a neologism, like "Santorum," inspired by the CEO of the pasta company, Guido Barrilla, making anti-gay comments. To quote Patton Oswalt, "Fuck the boycott. Do some real damage; from this point on, the slang term for a man-to-man fisting is a "barilla.""
I'm never going to barilla my boyfriend again; you wouldn't believe the santorum he can produce.
barilla by Noer September 27, 2013
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A totally awesome Pasta and amazing last name, extremely Italian.
That Kid Is SOOOOOO Barilla
Barilla by Bootylicka November 29, 2011

barilla pasta 

A scared little closeted executive that has a narrow focus on reality.
At today's news conference, I referred to the barilla pasta terror of advertising.
barilla pasta by Dreamitthendoit September 27, 2013

Brillaint 

A word to describe a person (or thing) who at first seems brilliant, but after the briefest of inspections it becomes apparent that they aint.
She looked like a princess but it turned out she was a nazi, she was very brillaint.
Brillaint by MingoBingo November 5, 2016

barilaro 

a guy who does not like koalas and says bruz every few seconds in a wog accent
a barilaro: oh yeah bruz, just killing some koalas for money bruz
barilaro by pebis911 September 21, 2020

brillant 

Being incompetent, having a grossly inflated sense of one's competence, and possibly being lazy too, with the result being a very bad (or non-working) design or implementation. Often used in conjunction with the name "Paula". Originates from a post on The Daily WTF (an online forum discussing examples of bad programming practices) where a lazy programmer named Paula had coded exactly five lines of Java for a major project in several months and had managed to bullshit her way through weekly meetings regarding her progress. One of the lines was:

private String paula = "Brillant";

whose sheer elementariness, inappropriateness in production code, narcissism and self-inflation, with a weird spelling for "Brillant" on top of everything else, was deemed memorable.
"Have a separate table for each customer instead of a field in a single table? That's brillant!"
brillant by AnonGoat June 11, 2006
yo that badilla is awesome
badilla by skatebro123 January 24, 2017