The Chode 

A "Dick" that is indeed shorter than it is fat. It is short and plump, stubby and strong.

Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.

Jimmy beat Sarah in the face with his chode. He then stuck in her ear and spit on her face.

The Chode by Chodester September 8, 2005

The Chode 

Somebody that is a really chodey person.
Who can't stop saying CHODE!!!!!!!
Someone who has a chode dog!!!!!!!

Eric is a CHODE!!!!!
He is a lazy Chode!!!!!
He can also be a super Chode!!!!!
You don't want to be the chode!!!!
Chodes are stupid!!!!!

The Chode by chodey chodeson September 19, 2008

The Chode 

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

The Chode by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

The Chode Codemen 

The chode codemen are an activist group of outrageously gay dudes who love call of duty and big obnoxious trucks. It is a society filled with love and respect for every race & nationality 🤞
TCC loves interacting with big black veiny cocks and annual yearly orgies.
Chevrolet Cruzes’ are the best car known to man and a member known as “milk man” has the largest man duke on this disgusting earth.

“I know what TCC stands for; it stands for The Chode Codemen, so don’t draw that on the windows. My lame ahh son told me what it stood for.”

The Chode Codemen by SquattedPooPooBox November 25, 2022

Bode the Chode 

Coolest mother fucker you've ever met. He has a massive cock and gets all the bitches. He is a dank freestyler and a legend of his own

Bode the Chode is amazing.

Bode the Chode by Yur Dad February 9, 2018

a fork in the chode 

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

a fork in the chode by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

Playing the Chode Flute 

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

Playing the Chode Flute by pudgums June 26, 2009