Skip to main content

mow the lawn 

Three words that, when put together, become a statement that is feared by many teens and kids.
Dad: Greg! Go mow the lawn!

Greg: Dad!! Im........ uummmmm............. using the bathroom!
mow the lawn by Drew0683 June 20, 2011

Mow the lawn 

to shave off pubic hair or to trim to the desired length
I feel a lot better now that I mowed the lawn!

Did you mow the lawn earlier?
Mow the lawn by pubeless wonder October 27, 2010

mow the lawn 

mow the lawn refers to the act of sexually stimulating a woman's birth cannon
"dude! did you mow the lawn last night?"
"of course I did, she was so hot"
mow the lawn by Mandrewline May 6, 2013

mow the lawn 

when a man or woman hasn't shaved their pubes in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.
"Damn girl, you're smooth!" "Yeah I know! I hadn't shaved in a while so I decided to mow the lawn."

mow the lawn 

Hitting on your friend's girlfriend, or having sexual relations with with a friend's girlfriend
Hey bro' sorry I hit on your girlfriend. I didn't mean to "mow the lawn", or "mow your lawn". Ican't belive my buddy "mowed my lawn" last Saturday night!
mow the lawn by Paul Schultz April 18, 2006

Mow the lawn 

When you or another person involved smokes all of the pot on your persons, or in your possessions.
"Yo nigga! Let's blaze us a fatty on lunch break!"
"I can't, J-Rod decided to mow the lawn last night!"
Mow the lawn by DirtyXVegas December 18, 2008