Chumpkin
An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.
A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.
A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.
First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.
A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.
First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)
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