this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.
it might be better if we longered the schoolday instead of shortening it
adj: Something that is cool--like the lowered trucks all the cool kids at school drive.
Wow, Josh lost his virginity by having a threesome with an Indonesian transvestite while wearing her soiled panties over his head and a 300 pound unshaven hooker that's missing her two front teeth on a used mattress in the back alley of a Motel 6 all while giving a reach-around to William Shatner and how he has four different STDs? That guy is lowered!