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clam jam 

to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a cock block
Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.
clam jam by Billheimer December 18, 2008

Clam Jam 

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
Clam Jam by KateSauce February 21, 2008

clam jam 

The female version of the cock-block. Also known as box blocked
That coochie ran a clam jam on me
clam jam by MisoBored December 23, 2011

clam jam 

The female version of a sausage fest. A gathering of only women.
We need some guys up in here. This is turning out to be a clam jam.
clam jam by poopsie1987 March 6, 2009

Clam jam 

A reunion or aggregation of people with an overwhelming ratio of women. The feminine equivalent of a "sausage fest".
Luke is such a charmer, his birthday party was a total clam jam
Clam jam by Arnaud_OC October 30, 2011

clam jam 

one who prevents a female from scoring sexually.
Don't clam jam her, Christina is trying to hook up with him.
clam jam by Xtina1925 June 8, 2010