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Poontainia

Noun/ Discribes a fantastical place that men enter when the poontain is abundant or readily available.
We are heading to the party tonight and I hope it is poontainia up in there. My wife thinks her poontain is the only one in town, she best remember that poontainia is just up the road. A dad and son are setting at the beach and the son said " dad lets go get some poontain " and dad said " no let's go find poontainia "
Poontainia by Shane BiGame May 27, 2013
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Poontangarang 

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.
Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.
Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

Poontanga 

A hybrid of the words "Poontang" and "Tapanga", Cory Matthews girlfriend from the 90's sitcom Boy Meets World
Damn, Mr. Feeny, Tapanga is a fucking babe, I'd love to see what her Poontanga looks like
-Cory Matthews
Poontanga by Alex Southworth February 5, 2007

Poonarnia 

A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.
"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."

"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "
Poonarnia by LIAM & MATT March 31, 2013

poontangaler 

One who is a master, recreational poontang harvester. One who is equipped and licensed to handle poontang from a sporting sense.
“Dad, Mommy is talking with the poontangaler at the bar!”
“…yep got my poontangler’s license from getting a confirmed bang on that wicked hot Italian chick.”
(the word poontangler was first seen in media with the refference in the 1980's hit The Breakfast Club when in the first few seens there is a engraveing on a desk that said "POONTANGLER"
poontang that you score in the state of Montana
Friend 1 : When I went to Montana, I scored some major poontang.
Friend 2 : Do you mean poontana?

Poonarnia 

A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.
- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia
Poonarnia by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009