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pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

got my finger on the trigger 

This means you are getting ready to make a bold, dramatic move!
Oh, l got my finger on the trigger, l'm lightning on my guns

Toe on the Trigger

When someone is down and out and appears to be about to commit suicide. The act is often completed by using a long gun pointed at the soon to be departed's head and using one of their toes to depress the trigger while their hands support the firearm's intended aiming position.
Friend one: Joe has been real fucked up since Jill dumped him.

Friend two: Yeah, it won't be long and he'll have his Toe on the Trigger.
Toe on the Trigger by Durwood 66 January 16, 2008

Tigger on the Nigger 

When you realize you have became black and look up and all of a sudden the big bad boy TIGGER is sitting on ur head. TIGGER ON THE NIGGER
Ay cuz I just realized i'm black and now this tigger is on me
Ye bluh it's TIGGER ON THE NIGGER
Tigger on the Nigger by Bennethan February 6, 2019

triggernometry 

The study of how getting triggered affects the human psyche.
My extensive research into triggernometry has revealed that people who are easily triggered, also suffer severe depression.
triggernometry by Dutch Armstrong September 6, 2016

Triggernometry 

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them
Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.
Triggernometry by Actom360 October 24, 2016