Edmonton 

Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.

Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.

Edmonton by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011

edmonton 

Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place

person 1: I'm going into Edmonton

Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?

edmonton by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005

Edmonton 

A north London suburb. Also shorthand for "The Death Of The Soul"

I'd rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in Edmonton

Edmonton by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

Edmonton 

A run down city with a transit system that's only updated about every 5-7 years. Not planned very well. You are considered poor if you don't live in a condo downtown or if you live out in a suburb ei.Lewis Estates, Terwiliger Gardens, Cameron Heights, etc, etc. West Edmonton Mall don't bother driving cause you can get there faster by walking. Only 1/3 of city is well worth living in (south and west) Don't bother coming here unless you want to get into a car accident, shop at west edmonton mall or shot down by a gang

Dan "Hey yo Jason i'm goin to west edmonton mall, wanna come with?"

Jason: "Yo man how we gettin there buses only come like every 3 hours and i don't wanna get in an accident on th Whitemud"

Dan: "Yeh good point let's just head to Millwoods Mall."

Edmonton by edmontonianguy January 9, 2011

Edmonton 

An area of North London, posher than Tottenham but more down market than Enfield. Home to the ugliests shopping centre in the world.

My aunty Sylvie lives in Edmonton, god help her.

Edmonton by black flag June 2, 2004

Edmonton 

The capital city of Alberta, Canada

Roughly one million people

It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)

Way better than Calgary

Edmonton by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Edmonton 

A place that looks like ass, but is still expensive to live in.

Shit, I got transferred to Edmonton. It looks like ass, but I still have to pay a lot to live in that hellhole.

Edmonton by Mr Leahy January 14, 2010