a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
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Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

Norton Antivirus by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011

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two words: resource hog

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...

norton antivirus by extreme133 June 14, 2010

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Norton Antivirus

Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.

Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.

Norton Antivirus by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008

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Antivirus Plus

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.

Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!

Antivirus Plus by Skelwor January 25, 2010

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