New Yorker's Sofa

A large pile of trash bags on a curb forming a large cushion which one could sit on. When you're drunk, lost and your wallets been stolen, the city provides.

"Hey, what it do my cracka jacka, wanna bump?" "Yeah sure homie, I see a New Yorker's Sofa right over there, perfect to relax ourselves upon while bumping the dankest of dope."

New Yorker's Sofa by AssFurter August 30, 2016

New Yorker's Disease 

In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.

Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.

New Yorker's Disease by greenlite350 August 12, 2012

New Yorker's Sofa

A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.

Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa

New Yorker's Sofa by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016

Thom Yorke's Witness 

An over-obsessed Radiohead fan who, in attempt to enlighten others, goes door to door carrying a copy of OK Computer on vinyl and spreads the good word of the great Thom Yorke. The Thom Yorke's witness tends to lack the ability to understand those who do not enjoy Radiohead, so do not offend them.

Who was that at the door?

Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.

Thom Yorke's Witness by Crusty Howard April 20, 2018

Sloppy New Yorker 

Slang for a male who ejaculates very easily. "New Yorker" comes from the common thought that everything is faster in New York. "Sloppy" comes from two basic facts:

1.)Semen IS very sloppy

2.)A female is usually not sexually pleasured when a male ejaculates after a very short time of intercourse.

Your a Sloppy New Yorker!

Sloppy New Yorker by The Sex Position Artist May 27, 2009

yorkers 

n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.

yorkers by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

new yorkersey 

The cities closest to New York City Newark, Jersey City, Hoboken, Bayonne.

After work Fred takes the subway home to New Yorkersey.

new yorkersey by Tomoyo Narusegawa January 2, 2008