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Jellybish 

"Amy was so passive aggressive about my haircut yesterday, what a jellybish." Christina chortled while getting her French tips put on.
Jellybish by Barbara Cumsock March 7, 2015

Jellybish 

Jel·ly·bish
/ˈjelēˌbiSH/

noun: jellybish; plural noun: jellybishez

1.
A person that it jealous because you won FOR ONCE! Typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge.

2.
INFORMAL
Petty people that hate themselves, but they’re cute. It’s ok.
“You jellybishes tried to ruin it for me! But I got my Doreen Virtue orgy invite, after all!”
Jellybish by PolarisTarot March 10, 2019

JellyBish 

I'm been rocking these very stylish hippo purple snorkel goggles at the beach, getting lots of compliments from the boys and shit. My girl Becky all ignoring me cause she ain't getting alllll this attention. She a 'JellyBish'.

I see you staring at my corn fritters hoe! Get ya own! Ya 'JellyBish!'.

Yeah that's my new scrappy-doo coloring book, you 'JellyBish'?

Stop talking to Boneplug, that's my man 'JellyBishhh'
JellyBish by Jason Drov February 26, 2015

Jellyfish Backbone 

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.
My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.

Superfast Jellyfish 

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.
Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

jellyfish slap 

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.
Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.
jellyfish slap by Drdog March 16, 2014