Could You Please 

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

Could You Please by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

excuse me, could you please leave

A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.

He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.

"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'

excuse me, could you please leave by whyamisoinlovewith2dcharacters March 14, 2021

could you fucking not please/CYFNP 

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.

*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

could you fucking not please/CYFNP by dat guy! April 28, 2016