Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

Somf by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

SOMF

the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.

Tom Daley, #SOMF

SOMF by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012

SOMF

Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.

Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?

SOMF by rimits January 24, 2009

somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

somf by kieran May 26, 2003

SOMF

abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"

SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person

Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.

The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.

SOMF BITCH!!!

SOMF by purple dream March 31, 2009

Somf

Sit on my face

Jordan Kelly; SOMF!
Some Girl; -sits on his face-

Somf by iwantjordansballz June 20, 2010

SOMF

SOMF simply means "sit on my face."

The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.

"Hey, do you know that Vulcz kid?"
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."

SOMF by SOMFMasterFlex May 31, 2014