Take me shopping 

Pay for everything she wants at the mall

Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke

Take me shopping by Lalee September 20, 2015

take me up the shard 

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

take me up the shard by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018

take me now, sailor! 

sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.

"Hey Babe; gimme yo' digits."
Take me now, sailor!

take me now, sailor! by fool89 November 17, 2007

let me take a selfie

When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says

Is late we have to go, but first... Let me take a selfie

let me take a selfie by franklyned June 10, 2014

first let me take a selfie 

When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.

But first let me take a selfie

first let me take a selfie by Umme April 22, 2015

but first let me take a selfie 

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.

Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

but first let me take a selfie by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014

Sup baby take me out to dinner 

Ayoo

Person 1 what do you wanna tell Joe Biden right now
Person 2 sup baby take me out to dinner

Sup baby take me out to dinner by Somebody is watching me February 3, 2022